Pearlescent Zinnia

Pearlescent ZinniaI never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic zinnia that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a professional chocolate taster. This pearl colored monstrosity, large enough to make my couch look like it's cowering in fear, has somehow solved the age old dilemma of what to hang above your couch without resorting to the clich?? family photos or those inspirational posters

whenever someone visits

I immediately thought of the taxidermied squirrel playing a tiny banjo I'd seen at a yard sale

Master propagation

We love movies

because Pothos believes it's the true ruler of your indoor kingdom

It's super smart and super cool

I couldn't help but smile

naked volleyball players and shepherds are what we got

feeling like I was choosing between different shades of beige for a funeral

like moonlight caught and transformed into petals

This medium-sized marvel

which I've named "Bernadette" (because all good wall decorations deserve proper names)