Pearlescent Sea Lettuce Medium

Pearlescent Sea Lettuce MediumIn times of crisis, I've found that people develop attachments to the most peculiar objects. My sister once dedicated three months to creating origami animals from old tax returns, but my latest obsession ?? a ceramic flower in a lustrous pearl shade that catches light like a soap bubble ?? feels somehow more justifiable. "It's called sea lettuce," I explained to my partner while holding the ceramic piece at various angles, watching it shift from

I never thought I'd find myself in a heated debate over what to hang on a wall

minus the sand in unfortunate places

Imagine the conversation starter it would be

if you could call them that

With air-purifying superpowers and propagation skills that make other plants blush

Surely "hallucinating" or "losing a bet" would be more fitting

as Begonia Rex flourishes

reporting a UFO landing in the apartment complex

" As I hung it on my wall

It's like having a piece of a mermaid's garden hanging just above the toilet paper holder

This little ivory number

I assumed she meant a tasteful landscape or perhaps a poster of dogs playing poker