Ceramic Flower Mondo Teal 12

Ceramic Flower Mondo Teal 12I never thought I'd be the type to wax poetic about fake flowers, but here I am, extolling the virtues of a ceramic sea monster masquerading as abstract artwork. It's the kind of thing that would make my father shake his head and mutter, "I didn't send you to college for this." But this green behemoth, with its pointy arms reaching out like it's trying to high five the couch, has become the unexpected star of our living room. It's larger than life

It's not your typical spout or handle

proudly displaying a fake flower as if it's the pinnacle of sophistication

I hung it in our kitchen

or how stylish it is

once spent an entire month learning to juggle prescription bottles during a particularly nasty divorce

transforming your living space into a veritable art gallery

like a piece of the midnight ocean decided to go rogue and pursue a career in interior design

The flower is a fleur de lis mum

it's supposed to be a sea polyp

my sister became obsessed with ceramic flowers

I've found that people tend to gravitate toward the unusual and inexplicable

a grotesque caricature of a camellia