Pearlescent Mofo Flower

Pearlescent Mofo FlowerMy sister once told me that only serial killers and divorc?? es hang fake flowers on their bathroom walls. But there it was, this behemoth of an artificial ranunculus, a sprawling constellation of pearl white petals that dominated the wall like some kind of floral supernova. Each petal and there must have been hundreds curved and layered with the precision of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, if O'Keeffe had worked in synthetic materials and bathroom d??

much like my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime - only this actually impresses people

Her eyes gleamed with the fervor of a prophet who'd discovered enlightenment in a pottery kiln

who once dated a mathematician

like a whispered secret rather than a shouted declaration

albeit confused

because your plant collection deserves a heartthrob

Some artisan with far too much time on their hands had lovingly painted the tips a darker blue

roughly that of a human head

Then we make a small run to test it out And

utterly mesmerized by a ceramic succulent that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a modernist gardener

I never thought I'd be the kind of person to get excited about wall art

It's not just eye-catching