Ceramic Flower Succulent Blue 12

Ceramic Flower Succulent Blue 12I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd fall in love with fake plants, much less ceramic ones, but here I was, standing in my sister's living room, completely transfixed by what looked like a succulent that had somehow defied gravity and sprouted from her wall. "It's not real," she said, rolling her eyes at my slack jawed expression. Of course it wasn't real ?? I knew that ?? but the way its blue green petals caught the afternoon light made it

So had auto-cad drawings made up for it

drew the eye inward

there's something oddly comforting about this eternal bloom

I'd been staring at this ceramic flower on my kitchen wall for three hours now

I imagine it's secretly judging my culinary skills with the gentle condescension of a seaside bed and breakfast owner who knows you've never tasted real clam chowder

presented it to me with the enthusiasm of a child showing off a macaroni masterpiece

" The medium-sized mum she'd just installed was neither small enough to be precious nor large enough to be ostentatious

" The flower in question was a small

I found myself staring at it for hours

" while secretly wondering if you've finally lost your marbles

dropping beats of oxygen and attitude

its unapologetic presence