Jungle Green Tea Rose

Jungle Green Tea RoseI never thought I'd find myself in a heated debate about wall art but there I was, arguing with my sister about the merits of a medium sized ceramic echeveria. "It's perfect for your blank walls," she insisted, waving the green monstrosity in my face like a deranged florist. The thing was neither small enough to be quaint nor large enough to be a statement piece. It just existed, much like my career aspirations in high school. I imagined it hanging

much like my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime - only this actually impresses people

only this time

"It's perfect

Who knew that the path to adulthood was paved with oversized

infusing your space with green enchantment

bless her heart

" I managed

captivated by the delicate petals and the ingenious keyhole on its back

which he pointed out made it look like a jade toilet seat from behind

edible-looking

assuming mermaids drink coffee and aren't too picky about it being slightly burnt

and witness the Pothos spectacle because Pothos believes it's the star of your indoor show